When I woke up the following morning, I discovered that my door was left ajar. I wanted to lock up but the aroma of food coming from the kitchen pulled me towards the direction Halima: good morning lazy head Instead of answering her, I went to the door to lock it and I returned to the kitchen.
Her Weapon of Mass Destruction was shooting missiles to my eyes through her bum shorts. I sneaked behind and squeezed it. She turned and we kissed each other.
After taking breakfast, Halima dropped the bombshell.
Halima: I will be leaving the day after tomorrow
Me: Halima but why?
Halima: I want to go and prepare for my introduction
Me: what Halima you never told me you were engaged.
Halima: I felt like hiding it from you.
Me: but why Halima? Why do you allowed us to have s3x together
Halima: I was h^rny and I needed it. Do you know what? Our Bleep-capedes is known by my sister.
Me: (shouted) WHAT!!!!!! Halima: she knew that I came to your place that first night and subsequent times after that even now that I’m your house; do you think she will allow me to just be coming to your place like that? Even now?
Me: mogbe…..mogbe……mogbe. Halima you don kill me Instead of her answering, she came and meet me and gave me a kiss
Halima: how I’d wish that I wasn’t engaged to him yet, and you are not married.
Me: I’m in a deep cow-dung.
Halima: (poked me) you are not serious. Let me go and rest so that you will be able to get to work on time.
As soon as she left I called her sister
Me: Mama Tee, you really offended me.
Mama Tee: osh’omo gb’omo gbin. You bad gan……
Me: I am sorry to have caused this. I tried very hard not to indulge myself but I did not know when I fell for it.
Mama Tee: nigba ti ara kii n se okuta (bodi no be firewood) but you should have done it codedly.
That’s by the way, I spoke with your wife. To be candid I would suggest that you should convey a family meeting of both families and trash out every issues you both have. Your wife is claiming that you flirt around with ladies in the church.
Me: Mama Tee do I flirt around?
Mama Tee: uhmm uhmm. What about Halima? We both laughed.
Me: walahi, Mama Tee, your sister is “Hot”
Mama Tee: were you satisfied bleeping her? Me: I wish the ministry could move to the permanent site.
Mama Tee: o gbadun rara. We’ll talk later when I get home.
Me: ok ma (kissed her on the phone) Mama Tee: if my husband catches you (we both laughed, ends call)
WATCH OUT FOR PART 15 TOMORROW