How Uniport Student Lost His ‘Manhood’ with After Simple Handshake

Very recently, Caitlyn Jenner has been in the news for becoming Caitlyn Jenner. In more understandable terms, it means Bruce Jenner has spent about 4 million dollars becoming Caitlyn Jenner, according to OK magazine. And (s)he has not even parted with her penis yet, according to New York post. And one can only wonder how much it will cost.

In Nigeria, you can lose your penis with as cheaply as a handshake. No hidden costs.

According to sources in the University of Port Harcourt (Uniport), a 100-level student of History and Diplomatic Studies shook hands with a 400-level medical student and immediately, he felt lighter.

After doing the routine check that is quite popular with Nigerian men when strangers touch them in public places, he discovered his penis was missing. And immediately, he raised an alarm.

The incident happened not too far from from a school hostel and so students quickly rushed out. But before any theories or explanations could be made as regards the whereabouts of the penis, the growing crowd descended on the penis thief leading him to quickly confess to ‘stealing’ it.

He asked for respite to return the missing penis but the impatient students continued beating him till the school security intervened on the matter, which has now been handed over to the Police in Choba for further investigation.

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